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131 Chuck Norris wrote every single edition of the Choose Your Own Adventure books. He wrote them all under pennames to hide the fact that they are autobiographical.
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132 Chuck Norris prefers Mr. Pibb to Dr. Pepper. When asked why, he responded, “I don’t trust doctors.” He proceeded to shot laser beams out of his eyes and ate the hearts of everyone in the room.
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133 Chuck Norris is actually Jeeves from AskJeeves.com
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134 Chuck Norris has every single copy of National Geographic in his basement. He also has the ability to lift every single one of them at once.
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135 Chuck Norris lives by one rule: No Asian Chicks.
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