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136 The role of Alf, from the hit 80s TV show of the same name was actually played by Chuck Norris’ penis.
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137 Chuck Norris eats pieces of metal for breafast and shits out a tool shed at lunch.
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138 In 1945, Adolf Hitler was really kicked to death by a five year old Chuck Norris.
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139 Mr. Clean is really Chuck Norris with a shaved head and an ear-ring.
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140 Chuck Norris also played the Black guy in Walker Texas Ranger.
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