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151 Chuck Norris told Kid Rock that God doesn’t know why, but Chuck Norris does.
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152 Chuck Norris saw evil, spoke evil, and heard evil. Then he gave evil a sharp roundhouse kick to the head.
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153 Chuck Norris diabolically invented Vin Diesel in an effort to help win WWII.
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154 Chuck Norris came up with the idea for the Total Gym after trying to bench press his own penis. He found that he needed to start with a lighter weight and work his way up.
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155 Chuck Norris commands all five lions of Voltron simultaneously.
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