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161 Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
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162 When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
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163 Chuck Norris has two speeds: walk and kill.
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164 When Chuck Norris was a teenager, he once impregnated every nun in a convent tucked away in the Himalaya mountains. 9 months later, the nuns all gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in NFL history.
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165 When the Boogeyman goes to bed he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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