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31 If paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, what beats all 3 at the same time? Answer: Chuck Norris.
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32 If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.
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33 On the 7th day, God rested.... Chuck Norris took over.
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34 When his martial arts prowess fails to resolve a situation, Chuck Norris plays dead. When playing dead doesn't work, he plays zombie.
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35 Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris.
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