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41 Chuck Norris once tried to defeat Garry Kasparov in a game of chess. When Norris lost, he won in life by roundhouse kicking Kasparov in the side of the face.
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42 Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.
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43 Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.
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44 If you want a list of Chuck Norris' enemies, just check the extinct species list.
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45 Chuck Norris has never blinked in his entire life. Never.
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