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6 A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by
his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight
and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok
mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and
screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come
true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"
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7 A woman was standing in a crowded lift of the
hotel she was staying in. When a man got in and accidentally elbowed
her in the breast. The man said, "I'm sorry! But if your heart
is as soft as your tit, you'll forgive me." so the woman
replies, "If you dick is as hard as your elbow then I am
staying in room 113."
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8 A few days after Christmas, A mother was
working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new
electric train set in the living room. She heard the train stop and
her son yell "All you sons of bitches who want to get off, get
the hell off now, because this is the last stop! All of you sons of
bitches that are getting on, get your asses in the train cause were
leaving". The mother went in and told her son, "we don't
use that kind of language in this house." Now I want you to go
into your room for two hours. When you come out, you can play with
your train, but I don't want to hear any bad language.
Two hours later, the son comes out of his room and continues playing
with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard the son
say, "All pas
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9 A young couple gets married, and the groom
asks his bride if he can have a dresser drawer of his own that she
will never open. The bride agrees. After 30 years of marriage, she
notices that his drawer has been left open. She peeks inside and
sees 3 golf balls and $1,000.
She confronts her husband and asks for an explanation. He explains
"Every time I was unfaithful to you, I put a golf ball in the
drawer." She figures 3 times in 30 years isn't bad and asks
"But what about the $1,000?" He replied "Whenever I
got a dozen golf balls, I sold them"
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10 One day a girl brings home her boyfriend and
tells her father she wants to marry him. After talking to him
for while, he tells his daughter she can't do it because he's
her half brother. The same problem happens again four more times!
The girl starts to get pissed off. She goes to her mom and says,
"Mom... What have you been doing all your life? Dad's been
going around laying every maiden in the town and now I can't marry
any of the five guys I like because they have turned out to be my
half brothers!!!"
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