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11 Her mom replies, "Don't worry darling,
you can marry any one of them you want, he isn't really your
dad."
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12 The patient says, "Give me the bad news
first!"
Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS."
"Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient.
"You've also got Alzheimer's Disease."
Looking relieved the patient says, "Oh...Well, that's not so
bad. At least I don't have AIDS."
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13 Mr.Johnson and his secretary are on a train to
Paris. They are just about to go to sleep when the secretary, who
has the hots for her boss says in a seductive voice, I'm a little
cold, could I borrow your blanket? The man says how would you like
to be Mrs. Johnson for awhile? The secretary jumps at the chance and
begins to get out of bed. Then he replies, good, then you can get
your own damn blanket.
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14 A burglar breaks into a house. He sees a CD
player that he wants so he takes it. Then he hears a voice
"JESUS is watching you". He looks around with his
flashlight wandering "What The HELL Was That?". He spots
some $ on a table and takes it......Once again he hears a voice
" JESUS is watching you". He hides in a corner trying to
find where the voice came from. He spots a birdcage with a parrot in
it! He goes over and asks " Was that your voice?". It said
"YES". He then says "What's your name?". It says
"MOSES". The burglar says " What kind of person names
his bird moses??" The parrot replys "THE SAME PERSON THAT
NAMES HIS ROTWEILER "JESUS".
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15 During their silver anniversary, a wife
reminded her husband: Do you remember when you proposed to me, I was
so overwhelmed that I didn't talk for an hour?" The hubby
replied: "Yes, honey, that was the happiest hour of my
life."
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