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| 16 A soldier was given the job of hunting for
buffalo. To help him, he hired an Indian Scout. The two of them set
off on their journey to find buffalo. After riding awhile, the
Indian gets off his horse, puts his ear to the ground and says
"Humm, buffalo come". The soldier scans the area with his
binoculars, but sees nothing. He is confused and says to the Indian,
"I do not see anything, how do you know buffalo come"? and
the Indian replies, "ear sticky".
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| 17 Once there was a millionaire, who collected
live alligators. He kept them in the pool in back of his mansion.
The millionaire also had a beautiful daughter who was single.
One day, the millionaire decides to throw a huge party, and during
the party he announces, "My dear guests, I have a proposition
to every man here. I will give one million dollars, or my daughter,
to the man who can swim across this pool full of alligators and
emerge unharmed!" As soon as he finished his last word, there
was the sound of a large splash in the pool. The guy in the pool was
swimming with all his might, and the crowd began to cheer him on.
Finally, he made it to the other side of the pool unharmed.
The millionaire was impressed. He said, "That was incredible!
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| 18 The teacher of the Earth Science class was
lecturing on map reading.
He spent the class explaining about latitude, longitude, degrees,
and minutes. Towards the end of class, the teacher asked his
students, "Suppose I asked you to meet me for lunch at 23
degrees, 4 minutes north latitude and 45 degrees, 15 minutes east
longitude..."
A student's voice broke the confused silence, and volunteered,
"I guess you'd be eating alone, sir."
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| 19 Two women that are dog owners are arguing
about which dog is smarter.... First Woman : "My dos is so
smart, every morning he waits for the paper boy to come around and
then he takes the newspaper and brings it to me. Second Woman :
"I know..." First Woman : "How?" Second Woman :
"My dog told me."
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| 20 A woman in Brooklyn decided to prepare her
Will and make her final requests. She told her rabbi she had two
final requests. First, she wanted to be cremated, and second, she
wanted her ashes scattered all over Bloomingdales. "Why
Bloomingdales?" asked the rabbi. "Then I'll be sure my daughters visit me
twice a week."
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