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| 21 There was a boy who worked in the produce
section of a super market. A man came in and asked to buy half a
head of lettuce. The boy told him that they only sold whole heads of
lettuce, but the man replied that he did not need a whole head, only
half. The boy explained that he would have to ask the manager and so
he walked into the back room and said, "There is some jerk out
there who wants to buy only a half a head of lettuce." As he
finished saying this, he turned around to find the man standing
right behind him, so he quickly added, "And this gentleman
wants to buy the other half." The manager okayed the request
and the man went on his way. Later on the manager said to the boy,
"You almost got yourself in a lot of trouble earlier, but I
must say I was impressed with the way you got out
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| 22 A man went to a pet shop and bought a talking
parrot. He took the parrot home, and tried to teach the parrot how
to say a few things, but instead the parrot just swore at him. After
a few hours of trying to teach the bird finally the man said
"If you don't stop swearing I'm going to put you in the freezer
as punishment." The parrot continued, so finally the man put
the bird in the freezer. About an hour later the parrot asked the
man to please open the door. As the man took the shivering bird out
of the freezer it said "I promise to never swear again. Just
tell me what that turkey did!"
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| 23 A man is walking down the street and he sees a
boy riding a wagon. The boy has his dog pulling it with a rope
attached to the dogs balls. The man says "You know if you tied
it around his neck, it would go faster." The boy
replies, "I know but then I wouldn't get the cool siren."
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| 24 On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is
sitting at a traffic light, and next to him is a kid on his brand
new bike. The cop says to the kid, "Nice bike you got there.
Did Santa bring that to you?" The kid says, "Yeah."
The cop says, "Well, next year tell Santa to put a tail-light
on that bike." The cop then proceeds to issue the kid a $20.00
bicycle safety violation ticket. The kid takes the ticket and before
the cop rides off says, "By the way, that's a nice horse you
got there. Did Santa bring that to you?" Humouring the kid, the
cop says, "Yeah, he sure did." The kid says, "Well,
next year tell Santa to put the dick underneath the horse, instead
of on top."
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| 25 A popular airline recently introduced a
special half rate fare for wives who accompanied their husbands on
business trips. Expecting great feedback, the company sent out
letters to all the wives of businessmen who had used the special
rates, asking how they enjoyed their trip. Letters are still pouring
in asking, "What trip?"
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