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| 36 An artist asked the gallery owner if there had
been any interest in his paintings currently on display. "I've got good
news and bad news," the owner replied. "The good news is that a
gentleman inquired about your work and wondered if it would appreciate
in value after your death. When I told him it would, he bought all
fifteen of your paintings."
"That's wonderful!" the artist exclaimed, "What's the bad news?". With
concern, the gallery owner replied, "The guy was your doctor."
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| 37 A young bride and groom-to-be had just selected
their wedding rings. As the young lady admired the plain platinum and
diamond band she had chosen for herself, she suddenly looked concerned.
"Tell me," she asked the rather elderly salesman, "is there anything
special I'll have to do to take care of this ring?" With a fatherly
smile, the salesman said, "one of the best ways to protect a wedding
ring is to soak it in dishwater."
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| 38 The young clerk's responsibilities included
bringing the judge a hot cup of coffee at the start of every day. Each
morning the judge was enraged that the coffee cup arrived two-thirds
full. The clerk explained that he had to rush to get the coffee
delivered while it was still hot, which caused him to spill much of it
along the way.
None of the judge's yelling and insults produced a full cup of coffee,
until he finally threatened to cut the clerk's pay by one-third if he
continued to produce one-third less than the judge wanted. The next
morning he was greeted with a cup of coffee that was full to the brim,
and the next morning and the morning after that.
The judge couldn't resist gloating over his success and smugly
complimented the clerk on his new technique. "Oh, there's not much to
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