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36 The best part about computers is that they make very fast, specific mistakes.
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37 First friend: "I am getting so tired of having to wade through so much Spam e-mail. Every time I sign on to get my e-mail I have to discard 20 Spam messages."
Second friend: "I used to be in exactly the same situation: 20 Spam messages every time I signed on. But I solved that. Now I only get ONE every time I sign on."
First friend: "That's terrific. How did you do that?"
Second friend: "I sign on 20 times more."
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38 Q. Why did the spider cross the computer keyboard?
A. To get on the World Wide Web.
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39 Q: Why didn't Intel call the Pentium, the 586?
A: Because they added 486 and 100 on the first Pentium and got 585.999983605.
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40 A software expert claims: “My software never has bugs -- it just develops random features.â€
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