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1 One day two cows were chatting over the fence between their two fields. The first cow said, "I`m telling you, this mad cow disease is getting pretty scary! I`ve heard it`s spreading so fast that it`s already on Farmer Rubin`s land just down the road!"The second cow replied, "So what? It doesn`t affect us chickens!"
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2 The devout cowboy lost his favorite Bible while he was mending fences out on therange.Three weeks later, a cow walked up to him carrying the Bible in its mouth. The cowboy couldn`t believe his eyes. He took the precious book out of the cow`s mouth, raised his eyes heavenward and exclaimed, ?It`s a miracle!??Not really,? said the cow. ?Your name is written inside the cover.?
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3 Q: What do you call a grumpy cow?A: Moo-dy
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4 One farmer says to another farmer that he had to shoot one of his cows? "Was it mad?" asks the other farmer. The farmer replies "Well it wasn`t very happy about it".
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5 A passenger train is creeping along, slowly. Finally it creaks to a halt. A passenger sees a conductor walking by outside."What`s going on?" she yells out the window."Cow on the track!" replies the conductor.Ten minutes later, the train resumes its slow pace.Within five minutes, however, it stops again.The woman sees the same conductor walk again.She leans out the window and yells, "What happened? Did we catch up with the cow again?"
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