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1 Q. What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in
common?
A. The longer you play with them, the harder they get.
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2 Q. What does an old woman have between her
breasts that a young woman doesn't?
A. A navel.
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3 Q. What is the difference between a woman and
a washing machine?
A. You can bung your load in a washing machine and it won't call you
a week later.
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4 Q. Why did god create Adam before he created
eve?
A. Because he didn't want anyone telling him how to make Adam.
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5 Q. What is a lesbian's favorite thing to eat?
A. A Klondike Bar
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