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51 Q. Why don't women blink during foreplay?
A. They don't have time.
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52 Q. Why does it take 1 million sperm to
fertilize 1 egg?
A. They don't stop for directions.
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53 Q. Did you hear about the flasher who was
thinking of retiring?
A. He decided to stick it out for one more year!
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54 Q. Barking dog at the back door wanting in and
your wife's yelling at the front wanting in. Which one do you let
in?
A. The dog, once he's in, he shuts up!
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55 Q. How do you know when your wife is really
dead?
A. Your sex life is the same but your washing pile gets bigger.
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