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56 Q. How do you turn a fox into an elephant
A. Marry it.
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57 Q. How do you make five pounds of fat look
good?
A. Give it a nipple.
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58 Q. What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?
A. Fur traders.
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59 Q. What do you call a virgin on a waterbed?
A. A cherry float.
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60 Q. What does bungee jumping and hookers have
in common?
A. They both cost a hundred bucks and if the rubber breaks, you're
screwed.
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