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81 Q. Why do women have 2% more brains then a
cow?
A. So, when you pull their tits they won't shit on the floor.
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82 Q. Why can't women read maps?
A. Because only the male mind can comprehend the concept of 1 inch
equals a mile.
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83 Q. What's a virgin and a balloon have in
common ?
A. All it takes is one prick and its all over.
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84 Q. What's the difference between your wife and
your job?
A. After five years your job will still suck.
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85 Q. What do you get when you cross a rooster
and peanut butter?
A. A cock that sticks to the roof of your mouth.
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