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91 Q. What do you call an open can of tuna in a
lesbians apartment?
A. Potpourri
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92 Q. What does tightrope walking and getting a
blowjob from Grandma have in common ?
A. You don't look down.
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93 Q. Who can make more money in a week, a drug
dealer or a prostitute?
A. The prostitute because she can wash and resell her crack.
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94 Q. How are women and linoleum floors alike?
A. You lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them
for the next 20 years.
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95 Q. How are a lawyer and a prostitute
different?
A. The prostitute stops fucking you after you're dead.
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