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111 Q. What's the difference between pink and
purple?
A. The grip!
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112 Q. What do you call it when a 90 year old man
masturbates successfully?
A. Miracle whip.
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113 Q. What's the definition of macho?
A. Jogging home from your own vasectomy.
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114 Q. What do a clitoris, an anniversary, and a
toilet have in common?
A. Men always miss them.
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115 Q. What does do women and milk cartons have in
common?
A. You gotta open the flaps to get to the good stuff.
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