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11 Q. What do a walrus and Tupperware have in
common?
A. They both like a tight seal.
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12 Q. What's the difference between a wife and a
wheelie bin?
A. You only have to take out a wheelie bin once a week.
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13 Q. What did the two lesbian frogs say to each
other?
A. WE DO TASTE LIKE CHICKEN!
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14 Q. What did the banana say to the vibrator?
A. Why are you shaking she's going to eat me.
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15 Q. What would happen if the Pilgrims had
killed cats instead of turkeys?
A. We'd eat pussy every Thanksgiving.
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