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146 Q. Did you hear about the guy who finally
figured out women?
A. He died laughing before he could tell anybody.
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147 Q. What's the difference between Mad Cow
disease and PMS?
A. Nothing.
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148 Q. How do you confuse a female archaeologist?
A. Give her a used tampon and ask her what period it's from.
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149 Q. Why does the bride always wear white?
A. Well aren't all kitchen appliances that colour?
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150 Q. What's the difference between parsley and
pussy?
A. Nobody eats parsley.
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