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151 Q. What's green, slimy and smells like Miss
Piggy?
A. Kermit's Finger
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152 Q. What do you do with 365 used rubbers?
A. Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.
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153 Q. What's the difference between sin and
shame?
A. It is a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out.
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154 Q. Why did Raggedy Anne get thrown out of the
toy box?
A. Because she kept sitting on Pinocchio's face moaning, "Lie
to me!"
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155 Q. Why is air a lot like sex?
A. Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.
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