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156 Q. What did the egg say to the boiling water?
A. "How can you expect me to get hard so fast? I just got laid
a minute ago."
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157 Q. What did the potato chip say to the
battery?
A. If you're Eveready, I'm Frito Lay.
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158 Q. What's the best thing about a blow job?
A. Ten minutes of silence!
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159 Q. What's the difference between a lesbian and
a Ritz cracker?
A. Ones a snack cracker, and the others a crack snacker!
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160 Q. What's another name for pickled bread?
A. Dill-dough
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