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16 Q. What's the difference between love and
herpes?
A. Love doesn't last forever.
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17 Q. How do you make your girlfriend scream
while having sex?
A. Call her and tell her.
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18 Q. A man noticed that his credit card had been
stolen but didn't report it.
A. The thief was spending less then his wife.
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19 Q. Why do women have small feet?
A. So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink.
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20 Q. Why do men die before their wives?
A. They want to.
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