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196 Q. How do you tell if a chick's too fat to fuck?
A. When you pull her pants down and her ass is
still in them.
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197 Q. How can you tell she's a macho women?
A. She rolls her own tampons.
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198 Q. Why did god give men penises?
A. So they'd always have at least one way to shut
a woman up!
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199 Q. Did you hear about the Easter egg hunt for the
Alzheimer's patients?
A. They hid their own eggs!
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200 Q. What's the hottest thing in the world?
A. Two rats fucking in a wool sock.
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