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206 Q. Why doesn't Smokey the bear have any kids?
A. Because every time his wife gets hot, he covers her with dirt and
beats her with a shovel.
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207 Q. What's the difference between the San Diego
Padres and a Prostitute?
A. Nothing, they both suck!
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208 Q. Did you hear about the new Exorcist Movie?
A. They got the Devil to come in to take the
Priest out of the child.
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209 Q. What's soft and warm when you go to bed, but hard
and stiff when you wake up?
A. Vomit
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210 Q. How can you tell if you eat pussy well?
A. You wake up in the morning with a face like a glazed doughnut and
a beard like an unwashed paintbrush.
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