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211 Q. Did you hear about the male prostitute who got
leprosy?
A. He did okay until his business fell off.
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212 Q. What's the best thing about marrying a woman with
leprosy?
A. She can only give you lip once!
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213 Q. If they bring shrimp home on shrimp boats, fish
home on fish boats, and clams home on clam boats, what do they bring crabs
home on?
A. The Captains Dinghy!
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214 Q. What does 70 year old pussy taste like?
A. Depends!
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215 Q. What should you give a man who has everything?
A. A woman to show him how to use it.
Q. Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating?
A. To stop the snoring before it starts.
Q. Why don't men have mid-life crises?
A. They stay stuck in adolescence.
Q. What's the difference between men and government bonds?
A. Bonds mature.
Q. What do you do with a bachelor who thinks he is God's gift?
A. Exchange him.
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