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226 Q. What is the definition of a perfect lover?
A. A man with a nine inch tongue who can breath through his ears.
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227 Q. If your mother and father have a baby and its not
your sister or your brother, who is it?
A. It's you, you fucking idiot!
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228 Q. What's the difference between big foot and your
mom?
A. Your mom is better in bed.
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229 Q. What's the difference between a good lawyer and a
great lawyer?
A. A good lawyer knows the law, but a great lawyer
knows the judge.
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230 Q. Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70?
A. Because she gets a frog in her throat at 69.
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