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236 Q. What is the difference between a Harley and a
Hoover?
A.
The position of the dirt bag.
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What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?
A.
Doughnuts.
Q.
What do you get when you put 50 lesbians and 50 politicians in a room
together?
A.
100 people who don't do dick.
Q.
What do attorneys use for birth control?
A.
Their personalities.
Q.
What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife?
A.
45 lbs.
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237 Q. Why does a dog lick its penis?
A. Because it can't make a fist.
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238 Q. What do you call two lesbians with their
period?
A. Finger painting.
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239 Q. How do you teach a blond math?
A. Subtract her clothes, divide her legs, and square root her.
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240 Q. What did the pedophile say when he got out
of jail?
A. I feel like a kid again!
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