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241 Q. What's the last thing Tickle Me Elmo
receives before he leaves the factory?
A. Two test tickles
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242 Q. Why did God create alcohol?
A. So ugly people would have a chance to have sex.
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243 Q. What is it when a man talks dirty to a
woman?
A. Sexual harassment.
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244 Q. What is it when a woman talks dirty to a
man?
A. $3.99 a minute.
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245 Q. What's the speed limit of sex?
A. 68 because at 69 you have to turn around.
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