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31 Q. How do you know when your cat's done
cleaning himself?
A. He's smoking a cigarette.
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32 Q. Did you hear about the constipated
mathematician?
A. He worked it out with a pencil.
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33 Q. Who's the world's greatest athlete?
A. The guy who finishes first and third in a masturbation contest.
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34 Q. Why do men pay more for car insurance?
A. Women don't get blow jobs while they're driving
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35 Q. Why do schools in West Virginia only have
Drivers Ed two days a week?
A. Because they need their cars for Sex Ed the other three days a
week!
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