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| 1 A man walked by a table in a hotel and noticed three men and a dog playing cards. The dog was playing with extraordinary performance."This is a very smart dog.", the man commented."Not so smart," said one of the players. "every time he gets a good hand he wags his tail."
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| 2 As a butcher is shooing a dog from his shop, he sees $10 and a note in his mouth, reading: "10 lamb chops, please."Amazed, he takes the money, puts a bag of chops in the dog`s mouth, and quickly closes the shop. He follows the dog and watches him wait for a green light, look both ways, and trot across the road to a bus stop. The dog checks the timetable and sits on the bench. When a bus arrives, he walks around to the front and looks at the number, then boards the bus. The butcher follows, dumbstruck.As the bus travels out into the suburbs, the dog takes in the scenery. After awhile he stands on his back paws to push the "stop" button, then the butcher follows him off.The dog runs up to a house and drops his bag on the stoop. He goes back down the path, takes a big run, and throws himself -Whap!- against the door. He does this again and again. No answer. So he jumps on a wall, walks around the garden, beats his head against a window, jumps off, and waits at the front door. A big guy opens it and yells at the the dog.The butcher runs up screams at the guy: "What in the world are you doing? This dog`s a genius!" The owner responds, "Genius? I don`t think so. It`s the second time this week he`s forgotten his key!"
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| 3 An exhausted looking blond dragged himself in to the doctor`s office. "Doctor, there are dogs all over my neighborhood. They bark all day and all night, and I can`t get a wink of sleep.""I have good news for you," the doctor answered, rummaging through a drawer full of sample medications. "Here are some new sleeping pills that work like a dream. A few of these and your trouble will be over.""Great," the blond answered, "I`ll try anything. Let`s give it a shot."A few weeks later the blond returned, looking worse than ever. "Doc, your plan is no good. I`m more tired than before!""I don`t understand how that could be", said the doctor, shaking his head. "Those are the strongest pills on the market!""That may be true," answered the blond wearily, "but I`m still up all night chasing those dogs and when I finally catch one it`s hard getting him to swallow the pill!"
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| 4 Following a woman with a dog out of the movie theater, a man stopped her and said, "I`m sorry to bother you, but I was amazed that your dog seemed to get into the movie so much. He cried at the right spots, moved nervously at the boring spots, and laughed like crazy at the funny parts. Don`t you find that unusual?""Yes," she replied. "I find it very unusual. Especially considering that he hated the book!"
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| 5 My dog chewed the tongue on one of my new, expensive running shoes. I hoped to save my investment, so I took the sneakers to a shoe repair shop. I placed them on the counter and told the man, "My dog got hold of this."The repairman picked up the shoe, looked it over, and placed it back down on the counter. "Well, what do you recommend?" I asked.He looked at me and replied, "Give your dog the other shoe."
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