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16 Q. Why did the amoebae flunk the math test?
A. Because it multiplied by dividing!
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17 Q. What's the difference between a cat and a comma?
A. A cat has its claws at the end of its paws; a comma is a pause at the end of a clause
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18 A driving instructor: What would you do if you were going up an icy hill and the motor stalled and brakes failed?
His student replied; I’d quickly adjust the rearview mirror.
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19 Called to the scene of a magnificent celestial display, the professor watched as a bright object dashed through the skies over New Mexico. When he returned to his observatory, reporters asked him if what he had seen was really a UFO.
Looking them straight in the eye, the impassive scientist replied, “No cometâ€
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20 Q: How do young wizards and witches correct their homework?
A: They use a spell-checker.
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