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1 Why do elephants wear blue tennis shoes?Because the white ones always get dirty.
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2 How do you kill a blue elephant?Shoot it with a blue elephant gun.How do you kill a red elephant?Strangle it till it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.How do you kill a green elephant?Tell it a dirty joke until it blushes and turns red, then strangle it until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.How do you kill a yellow elephant?What are you talking about? There are no yellow elephants!
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3 Why do elephants walk on four feet?Because if they flew, you could never keep your car clean.
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4 Why do elephants travel in herds?Because if they traveled in flocks, it would confuse the sheepdogs.
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5 How do you get three elephants in a taxi?One in the front next to the driver, and two in the back.How do you know there is an elephant in your house?There`s a taxi outside with two impatient elephants.How do you know there is an elephant in your refrigerator?There`s a taxi outside it with two impatient elephants.And what if you don`t notice the taxi?There are footprints in the butter.How do you get an elephant into the refrigerator?Open the door, put in the elephant, close the door.How do you get two elephants in the refrigerator?Open the door, put in the first elephant, then put in the second elephant, then close the door.How do you get six elephants in the refrigerator?Put three elephants in a taxi, put three elephants in another taxi, then put the two taxis in the fridge.Why are there so many elephants running loose in Africa?Not enough refrigerators.
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