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For me, Eskimos are a hobby … kinda like women.
The small ones you throw back, The good-sized ones you take home for dinner, and The big ones you mount.
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Two Eskimos, sitting in a kayak, were very chilly. To keep warm, they lit afire in the craft, but it sank. They should have known. You can`t have yourkayak and heat it too.
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What do you get when you take a native Alaskan and divide itscircumference by its diameter?
Eskimo pi.
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Why did the Eskimo wash his clothes in tide?
Because it was too cold out tide.
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Three eskimo were talking about how cold it was when one mentioned that his igloo was as cold as he could remember. The eskimo said, “Come to my igloo and I’ll show you how cold it is.” So the three men trodded off to the igloo and there they found a can of beer frozen solid.
The second eskimo said, “My igloo is much colder than this; come over and see what I mean.” So they took off for the second eskimo’s igloo to find that a fresh pot of hot coffee froze as it was poured into a cup.
The third eskimo said, “That’s not cold, my igloo is so much colder than both of yours. Come over and see.” So they tracked through the snow to the third igloo where the eskimo pulled down the furs on his bed. The other two eskimo stared in amazement at 3 frozen balls that lay on the bed. The eskimo lit a match and held it under the three frozen balls and they burst with a ‘fart,’ ‘fart,’ ‘fart.’
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