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An Eskimo was tapping on some ice looking for some fish when a voice said; “You won’t find any fish under there!” The Eskimo just ignored it and carried on tapping. Again, the voice echoed saying “You won’t find any fish under there!” The Eskimo shouted up “Who are you… God?” and the voice replied, “No, the ice-rink manager!”
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An Eskimo is driving when his car starts to make a noise. He takes it to the garage and the mechanic looks at it. "Hmm, looks like you`ve blown a seal."
"No," says the Eskimo, "it`s just frost on my moustache."
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An eskimo was riding across the tundra on his snowmobile, when it started sputtering. The eskimo cruised into town, and stopped at a mechanic`s shop. After five or ten minutes, the mechanic returns, and says,"Look`s like you just blew a seal."
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One day, an Eskimo family arrived in New York City. This was the first time out of their native village, and it didn’t take long before the wife got lost. The Eskimo husband asked a passerby for help and was told to go to the police and report it. When he got there, a police officer asked him for the wife’s description.
“What’s that?” asked Eskimo.
“Well, you see a description is telling what something looks like. For example, my wife is 25-years-old, 5’11”, 140 lbs, 38-25-36 measurements. Now, what can you tell me about your wife?”
“The heck with my wife”, said the Eskimo, “lets go look for yours!”
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10 What’s the difference between a eunuch and an Eskimo?
A eunuch is a massive vassal with a passive tassel,
while an Eskimo is a rigid midget with a frigid digit.
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