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61 The comments of a young mother: Before I got married, I had six theories about bringing up children. Now I have six children and no theories.
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62 My wife decided to meet some of the children residing at our emergency shelter. Realizing that she was the wife of the Development Coordinator, a young child asked if we were husband and wife to which my wife said "Yes†Without missing a beat, this particular girl remarked how short I was. This sweet child's next statement said it all when she asked thoughtfully, "Wasn't he taller when he married you?"
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63 Two kids talking: “Have you noticed, if you pass your exams everyone says you get your brains from your parents, but if you fail your exams everyone says you’re stupid.â€
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64 “Dad, the career counselor said that with a mind like mine I should study criminal law.â€
“That is wonderful, son. I’m proud of you.â€
“He said I had a criminal mind.â€
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65 A man was speeding down the highway and a cop pulled him over and gave him a ticket after staring at it he asked, "WHEN'S THE RAFFLE?"
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