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36 When the follow called a motel and asked how much they charged for a room, the clerk told him that the rates depended on room size and number of people. "Do you take children?' the man asked.
"No, sir" replied the clerk. "only cash and credit cards."
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37 When he was finished with the bulk of the changes, Mr. Smith added yet one more stipulation to his will: that he be buried at sea.
He explained, “that’s just in case my wife makes good on her threat t dance on my grave.â€
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38 Q. Why did the student eat his homework?
A. His teacher said it was a piece of cake.
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39 A little boy was doing his homework one evening and turned to his father and said,
“Dad, where would I find the Andes?
“Don’t ask me,†said the father. “Ask your mother. She puts everything away in this house.â€
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40 A small boy came running downstairs, shouting, “Mom! Mom! I cleaned my room without being told!â€
“Well,†said the mother, “that's wonderful! Thank you very much. It will same me a lot of trouble, and it shows you are growing up.â€
“Yeah, but, Mom,†said the boy, “don’t jump to conclusions.â€
I don’t understand, dear,†said his mother. “Conclusions?â€
“Yeah, Mom†said the boy. “This isn’t going to become a habit.â€
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