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1 One evening a little girl and her parents were sitting around the table eating supper. The little girl said, "Daddy, you`re the boss, aren`t you?" Her Daddy smiled, pleased, and said yes. The little girl continued "That`s because Mummy put you in charge, right?"
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2 What did the father ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
Spook when you`re spooken to!
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3 How many ears did Davy Crockett have?
Three: a left ear, a right ear, and a wild frontier!
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4 My Dad thinks he wears the trousers in our house, but it`s always Mum who tells him which pair to put on!
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5 Do fathers always snore?
No - only when they are asleep!
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