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1 What did the Chevy sat to the Ford?Would you like a tow home?
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2 What does Ford stand for?Found On Rednecks Driveway!
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3 A man pulled up next to a little girl walking home from school and said "If you get in, I`ll give you a lollypop." The girl kept walking.Following along slowly, the man said "Come on and get in the car with me and I`ll give you two lolly pops." She kept her eyes on the sidewalk and continued on her way.The man said "Get in with me and I`ll give you this whole bag of lollypops!" Finally, the girl turned and said "Look daddy, YOU bought the Ford, YOU ride in it!!!"
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4 Buy a Ford and you buy the best.Drive the first mile and walk the rest.
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5 Ford Acronyms:Fix Or Repair DailyFound On Road DeadBackwards... Driver Returns On FootBackwards... Dorks Ride On FordsFactory Ordered Road DisasterFactory Ordered Rebuilt Dodge(Datsun)Flip Over Read DirectionsFour Old Rusted DoorsFixed On Race DayFord Owner Really DumbFor Only Retarded DriversFord Owners Recommend DodgeFlipped Over Russian DunebuggyFound On Russian DumpFor Off Road Deathit Freaking Only Runs DownhillFat Old Rusted DogFreaking Old Rusted Dodge(Datsun)Frigin Oakies Really Dig itFunky Old Road DogFound On Roadside`s DestroyedBackwards...Don`t Ride Over FiftyFixed-up Old Repossesed DodgeFound Old Rebuilt DodgeForget OutRunning DaleFound On Railroad DesertedFound On Railroad DeadFools Only Read DirectionsFirst On Repair DollyFavorite Of Redneck DriversBackwards- Dumb Retards Own FordsFunny Old Rebuilt DodgeFast Only Rolling DownhillFound On Russian DumpForfiet On Race DayFound On River DeadFailure Of Research & Development
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