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1 Q: What does "Maginot" mean in German?
A: Welcome!
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Q: How do you get a Frenchman out of a bath tub?
A: Throw in a bar of soap.
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Q: Why do French naval ships have glass bottoms?
A: To see all their other ships.
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Q: How many Frenchmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: One, Chirac. He stands still and Europe revolves around him.
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Going to war without the French is like going hunting without an accordion.
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