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66 This man goes to the bakery and asks the woman for $100.00 of white bread. The sales woman tells him that it's going to get hard. “So he asks for $2,000 worth†.
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67 A man was sitting besides a lady in the plane when he started to sneeze irritably. The lady was trying to endure it but when the man seems unperturbed, she nudged him and says " Mr., don't you have etiquette? You’ve been sneezing and can't even say excuse me"
The man got angry and replied "how can you ask me if I have 'AIR TICKET' if I don't have one, would I be on this flight?"
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68 Q: How do you confuse antartican?
A: Put him in a circled room and tell her to sit in the corner.
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69 Three drunkards were walking down the street when they came upon a pile of manure where they stopped. The first drunkard, upon observation of the manure said to the other two, "Looks like it...†the second, bending over it and sniffing, said to the other two, "smells like it..." the third, sticking his finger in it, said, "feels like it". "Good thing we didn't step in it", they all agreed as they turned and walked away.
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70 Looking at an optical mouse, an idiot said,
"Look! They are making everything solar these days."
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