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Why did the Italian staple his nuts together?
"If you can`t lick `em, join `em"
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Q. Why is Italy shaped like a boot?
A. Do you think they could fit all that shit in a tennis shoe?
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Q. How does an Italian count his goats?
A. He just counts the legs, and divides by four.
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Q. How did they advertise surplus W. W. II Italian rifles for sale?
A. "Never fired, and only dropped once."
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Q. Why does the new Italian Navy use glass bottomed boats?
A. So they can steer clear of the old Italian Navy.
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