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Q. What does FIAT stand for?
A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.
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Q. What do you get when you cross an Italian and a Pollack?
A. A guy who makes you an offer you can t understand.
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Q. How do you kill an Italian?
A. Smash the toilet seat on the back of his head when he is getting a drink.
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Q. If Tarzan and Jane were Italian, what would Cheetah be?
A. The least hairy of the three.
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Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid?
A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?
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