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Category Italian Jokes (51 jokes in 11 pages)
The best funny Italian Jokes and clean Italian Jokes.
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Twas the night before Christmas,
Da whole house was mella
Not a creature was stirrin`,
Cuz I had a gun unda da pilla.
When up on da roof
I heard somethin` pound,
I sprung to da window,
To scream, "YO! Keep it down!"
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When what to my
Wanderin` eyes should appear,
But da Don of all elfs,
And eight friggin` reindeer!
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Wit` slicked back black hair,
And a silk red suit,
don Christopher wuz here,
And he brought da loot!
Wit` a slap to dare snouts,
And a yank on dare manes,
He cursed and he shouted,
And he called dem by name.
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"Yo Tony, Yo Frankie,
Yo Vinny, Yo Vito,
Ay Joey, Ay Paulie,
Ay Pepe, Ay Guido!"
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As I drew out my gun
And hid by da bed,
He flew troo da winda
And slapped me `side da head.
"What da hell you doin`
Pullin` a gun on da Don?
Now all you`re gettin` is coal,
You friggin` moron!"
Den pointin` a fat finga
Right unda my nose,
He twisted his pinky ring,
And up da chimney he rose.
He sprang to his sleigh,
Obscenities screamin`,
Away dey all flew,
Before he troo dem a beatin`
Den I heard him yell out,
What I did least expect,
"Merry Friggin` Christmas to all,
And yous better show some respect!"
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