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| 231 Jewish Chronicle advertisement
WIFE WANTED.
PLEASE REPLY TO BOX NUMBER123
To which 5,000 replies were received “You
can have mine.”
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| 232 The hospital visitor
Moishe was in hospital recovering from
an operation when a nun walked into his room.
She said she was there to cheer up the
sick.
They started talking and she soon asked
about his life. Moishe talks about his wife, Freda and his 11 children.
“Well, well” the nun says, “11 children,
a good and proper Catholic family. I’m sure that G-d is very, very proud
of you.”
“I’m sorry”, says Moishe, “I’m not Catholic,
I’m Jewish.”
“Jewish!”, she screams, “You’re a sex
maniac.”
Answer to #262 puzzle is:
(nothing)
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| 233 The dinner guest
Maurice and Sadie invited Nigel, their
gentile neighbour for a Passover dinner. The first course was served and
Sadie said to Nigel, “This is matzoh ball soup.”
When Nigel saw the two large matzoh balls
in the soup, he was hesitant to taste this strange looking brew. But Maurice
gently persuaded him to try it. “Just have a taste. If you don’t like it,
you don’t have to finish it, honestly.”
So Nigel has a taste. He digs his spoon
in and picks up a small piece of matzoh ball with some soup. He tastes
it gingerly and finds he likes it very much. Quickly he finishes his plate.
“That was delicious”, says Nigel. “Can
you eat any other part of the matzoh?”
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| 234 A meeting of boats
A small boat was sailing in Israeli water
when Moishe’s smart boat pulled alongside.
A man on the deck of the sailboat yells,
“Ahoy.”
To which Moishe shouts back “Ahoy, yoi,
yoi!”
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| 235 Business always was business
The time is the French Revolution.
Yossi lived in a small village and one
day, his friend Roberto came to see him after returning from a trip to
Paris.
Yossi asked Roberto what was happening
in Paris as he had heard they were regularly using the Guillotine.
“Yes, you heard right”, said Roberto,
“conditions there are as bad as can be. They are chopping off people’s
heads in their thousands.”
“Oy vay”, moaned Yossi, “whatever will
happen to my hat business?”
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