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| 246 The illness
Two friends meet in the street. One says,
“Is it true, Isaac, that your mother-in law is ill?”
“Yes.”
“In fact, Isaac, I heard that she was
in hospital.”
“Yes.”
“How long has she been in hospital, Isaac?”
Isaac replies, “In 3 weeks time, please
G-d, it will be a month.”
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| 247 A look back in anger
Sadie and Maurice Goldberg were celebrating
their 25th wedding anniversary with a group of friends at Blooms in Golders
Green. But Maurice looked unhappy so his best friend Michael, a solicitor,
went over to him.
“What’s the matter, Maurice”, he asked.
“Why do you look so sad.”
“Do you remember on my 5th anniversary
I asked you what would happen if I murdered Sadie?”
“Yes”, answered Michael, “I said you would
get 20 years in jail.”
“Well”, said Maurice, “I would have been
a free man tonight!”
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| 248 The big question
Moishe is shouting at his wife, Becky.
“Oh no, not another new dress and accessories.
Just where do you think I am going to get the money to pay for it all?”
Becky replies, “I may be a lot of different
things to many people, but I’m certainly not inquisitive!”
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| 249 A quickie
It won’t be long now”, said the rabbi
as he circumcised the little boy.
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| 250 Discussion group
A group of elderly Jewish men meet every
Wednesday in Brent Cross for a coffee and a chat. They drink their coffee
and then sit for hours discussing the world situation. Usually, their discussion
is very negative.
One day, Moishe surprises his friends
by announcing, loud and clear, “You know what? I’ve now become an optimist.”
Everyone is totally shocked and all conversation
dries up.
But then Sam notices something isn’t quite
right and he says to Moishe, “Hold on a minute, if you’re an optimist,
why are you looking so worried?”
Moishe replies, “Do you think it’s easy
being an optimist?”
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