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| 71 A little boy returned from the grocery store with his mom. While his mom put away the groceries, the little boy opened his box of animal crackers and spread them all over the kitchen table.
"What are you doing?" asked his mom.
"The box says you shouldn't eat them if the seal is broken," said the little boy. "I'm looking for the seal."
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| 72 A certain little girl, when asked her name, would reply,
"I'm Mr. Sugarbrown's daughter."
Her mother told her this was wrong, she must say, "I'm Jane Sugarbrown."
The Vicar spoke to her in Sunday school, and said, "Aren't you Mr. Sugarbrown's daughter?"
She replied, "I thought I was, but mother says I'm not."
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| 73 A three year old put his shoes on by himself. His mother noticed the left foot was on the right foot. She said, "Son, your shoes are on the wrong feet." He looked up with a puzzled look and said, "Mom, stop joking. I know they're my feet!"
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| 74 Ozzie came home from school with a black eye and cut lips. His mother sighed deeply, “Oh, Ozzie, you’ve been in another fight.â€
“But, Mom,†sniffled Ozzie, “I was just keeping a little boy from being beaten up by a bigger boy.â€
‘Well,†said Mom, “that was brave. Who was the little boy?â€
“Me, Mommy.â€
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| 75 A little girl was eating a doughnut on her way to church. Since she could not eat inside, she left it outside and she prayed," God, will you please watch my doughnut and not go anywhere else? Thank you!" Then she went inside. When the priest said," God is here, God is there, and God is everywhere!" The little girl said,†You are wrong! God is outside watching my doughnut!"
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