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76 A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one day when a fire truck zoomed past. Sitting in the front seat of the fire truck was a Dalmatian dog.
The children fell to discussing the dog's duties.
"They use him to keep crowds back," said one youngster.
"No," said another, "he's just for good luck."
A third child brought the argument to a close. "They use the dogs," she said firmly, "to find the fire hydrant."
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77 A little boy opened the big and old family Bible. With fascination, he looked at the old pages as he turned them. Then something fell out of the Bible and he picked up and looked at it closely. It was an old leaf from a tree that has been pressed in between pages. "Momma, look what I found," the boy called out. "What have you got there, dear?" his mother asked. With astonishment in the young boy's voice he answered, "I
think it's Adam's suit!!!!!"
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78 When the Smith family moved into their new house, a visiting grandparent asked five-year-old Tommy how he liked the new place.
“It’s great,†he said. “I have my own room Alex has his own room, and Jamie has her own room. But poor mom is still in with dad.â€
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79 Little Tim, a 5 year old called 911 and very softly said: "helloâ€. Officer Pam asked: are your parents there? Little Tim answered: "yes, their busy", the police, the fire department are here and they are busyâ€
Officer Pam said, so son your telling me that the police, fire department, and your parents are there and they are all busy?
Little Tim: "yes"
Officer Pam: What are they all doing
Little Tim: "Looking for me"
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80 “Jenny!†screamed her mother, “why are you feeding birdseed to the cat?â€
“I have to,†Jenny replied. “That’s where my canary is.â€
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