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106 The Bennett family had just moved into the neighborhood and was anxious to make a good impression. But the neighbors seemed busy and not interested.
One day Matthew, their youngest boy, ran into the house and announced, ''Ma, a lady down the street just asked me my name!''
Mother replied, ''Great! And then what happened?''
Matthew said, ''Oh, she gave it to the policeman.''
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107 A mother and her young son returned home from the grocery store. The boy opened the box of animal crackers and spread them all over the table. "What are you doing?" his mother asked. "The box says you can't eat them is the seal is broken. I'm looking for the seal."
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A man selling carpet called a home and a little boy with a whisper answered the phone the man introduced himself to the child and asked if he could speak to his father the little boy said, "no" the man asked why not? The little boy exclaimed, " He’s busy" so the man asked to speak with his mother, the little boy said, "no" the man asked why not? The little boy said, “She's busy†so the man asked if there were any other grown ups in the house. The little boy said, “ yes a policeman and a fireman†the man asked to speak to the policeman the little boy said, “no†He’s busy so the man asked to speak to the fireman and the little boy said, “no†He’s busy so the man puzzled said, there are four grownups in your house and they are all busy, do you mind if I ask what are they doing? The little boy still in a whisper says " yah they are looking for me"
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109 Q: Why did the goose cross the road?
A: Because the chicken was on vacation
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110 A hat said to the coat on the coat rack, "You stay here, I'll go on ahead."
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